1. |
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I pulled my balls out
Out on your couch
And you said to me
Just put those huge balls right in my mouth
They make me happy
Oh yeah
And after I'm done squirting it out
Will you swallow it for me?
Or will you turn and just spit it out
All the cream I put in you
Yeah
So I decide to just hose you down
And just spray it on your face
And I'll give you a little jizz crown
A semen pile on your forehead, yum
Don't miss a drop hon or you'll lick it up
Off the floor or an ass crack
Yeah
Ain't no drops like my drops baby
They just taste so sweet like honey
Ain't no drops like my drops baby
They just taste so sweet so dirty
Ain't no drops like my drops baby
They just taste so sweet like honey
Like honey
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2. |
Chill And Service Me
02:00
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I slid the money over
Was only twenty bucks
Next things she's bending over
Waiting on to take a fuck
I told the ho,
"Yo, it ain't like that
This here's a hand's free process,
Don't you know where you been?
Won't fill that snatch with cream
Ain't livin' no baby mama dreams
Time for you to get down on your knees
Shake a little something for me."
Chill and service me
Chill and service me
Roll it round baby
Roll it on your tongue sugar
Roll it round baby
Roll it on your tongue sugar
Roll it round baby
Roll it on your tongue sugar
Roll it round baby
Roll it on your tongue sugar
Now chug a lug baby
And drink it up baby
Keep it sexy baby
Time to get that man gravy
Time's ticking sweetie
Get clocking jizz sweetie
Don't know bout you but I got places that I got to be
So earn that money honey
Extracting fluids from me
Relax, lay back
And take my full blast
Biatch
Chill and service me
Chill and service me
Chill and service me
Chill and service me
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3. |
Nuts On Your Forehead
02:02
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She said I think it's best
If we just get this tension off our chest
Instead get these nuts on her forehead
And contemplate world peace
Before release
Then enough jizz on the sheets
To have to change'm up
Sticking like the chocolate
To your peanut butter cup
Yeah, but you don't mind
Cause you deal with this all the time...
Cause if you're dealing with a ho
You know the ho got time
As long as you got the money
And you're looking fine
She'll probably spread for a couple of dimes
I think you should give it a try
Give it a try
You see?
It's easier than you think...
It's easier than you think
It's easier than you think
It's easier than you think
It's easier than you think
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4. |
The Full Load
02:54
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Dear John
When the lights come up
And the pants come down
And the camera is flashing
After the beeping sound
Look directly in the lens
And then
If you could bend
Over just so slightly
Great
And if you could cup
Both breasts at the same time
And she's good to go
And I'm giving the sign
Then directly put it in
Don't let it slip
Just get a grip
Hell, slip in a fist
But do it lightly
But keep it in check John
I can't have you wreck'em
These girls have to last for a couple of films
But we need something good
So I was hoping you would
Spill the full load
Spill the full load
Now when the camera is on
I'll have you turn to the right
It'll give the illusion
That the pussy is tight
So just start slammin it
And rammin it
As fast as you can
That's great
And if you could spread
Both lips at the same time
And you're good to go
And I'm giving the sign
Pull it out and blast it on her
Don't clean it off
She likes that body butter
Yeah we need something good
And I was hoping you would
Spill the full load
Spill the full load
That's great
Mmm Hmm
That's great
Yeah
And if you could melt
Ice cubes on her behind
She's been good to go
And I've been giving the sign
Stick it in one more time
In the back door
Give her a reason to remember you for
Ha
Cause we need something good
And I was hoping you would
Spill the full load
Spill the full load
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5. |
Ho's In The Snow
02:12
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I am just a little ho in the snow
I'm trying to stay warm from the cold
Down on my knees I go
Nice and slow
Work the shaft and blow
Here we go...
Thar she blows...
Thar she blows...
I am just a little ho in the snow
Giving out head for some blow
And up the nose it goes
And the time goes slow
Work the shaft and blow
Grind it to the bone
I am just a ho in the snow
I am just a little ho in the snow
I am just a little ho in the snow
Work the shaft and blow
Just a ho in the snow
Work the shaft and blow
Just a ho in the snow
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6. |
The Loving Spoonful
02:40
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I've got the right moves
And the things that I say and the things that I do
Well they'll all come true
Just for you
Let your man get in the rear
Let your man get in the rear
Let me hear it
Let your man get in the rear
Let your man get in the rear
Let me hear it
Don't fear it
Just let'em spear it
Let your man get in the rear
Let your man get in the rear
Let me hear it
Let your man get in the rear
Let your man get in the rear
Let me hear it
Don't fear it
Just let'em spear it
And you know you'll like it
Cause it's just like riding a bike
With no seat
Feel the heat
Of my meat
What a treat
What a treat
Honey, honey
Oh you're so sweet
Let your man get in the rear
Let your man get in the rear
Let me hear it
Let your man get in the rear
Let your man get in the rear
Let me hear it
Don't fear it
Just let'em spear it
Let your man get in the rear
Let your man get in the rear
Let me hear it
Let your man get in the rear
Let your man get in the rear
Let me hear it
Don't fear it
Just let'em spear it
I've got the right moves
And the things that I say and the things that I do
Well they'll all come true
Just for you
Let your man get in the rear
Let your man get in the rear
Let me hear it
Let your man get in the rear
Let your man get in the rear
Let me hear it
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7. |
At Your Mom's House
02:45
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3:56 a.m.
I drove to your mom's house
She said she'd leave the light on for me
What a sweetheart
What a sweetie
And as I drove to your mom's house
I thought about how I'd turn that ass out
She always leaves the light on for me
I park my car down the street
Dim the headlights down the road
To be a little discreet
Cause we don't want your dad to know
And I walked to your mom's house
Maybe, more like a strut...
And when she opens the door
You're fast asleep
And though I'll make her scream
In Vietnamese
You won't hear a thing
Cause I'll be coverin' her face with a pillow
Yeah that's how I roll
And if you mom don't like it
I sure can't tell
Always begging for more
After I put her through hell
Guess I gotta turn that ass out
Til it's worn out
You're such a happy volunteer
So glad to be here
You're such a handy volunteer
So glad to be here
You're such a happy volunteer
So glad to be here
So glad to be here
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Any Open Oriface
02:29
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Can you go all the places
That I wanna go?
Can I fill in all the cracks
And all the holes?
I've been waiting and knocking
On your back door
Let me in
It's time for you to show me some more
You little whore
Any open oriface
You little whore
Any open oriface
Any location is appropriate
Kitchen table, even on the toilet
Holding back
So I don't want to spoil it
Cause I know how much
You like the taste of my jizz
You little whore
Any open oriface
You little whore
Any open oriface
Any open oriface
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10. |
Slant's Lament
02:17
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Something is happening
Right down inside my crotch
I woke up the other day
And I had a twelve inch cock
And normally that'd be alright
As I'm sure you'd think
But I can't
Fit my pants
And that's inconvienent to say the least
Something is happening
Right down inside my crotch
I woke up the other day
Covered in a creamy sauce
And normally that'd be alright
The dog'll lick it off
But I can't
Wash my hands
In this public washroom stall
Something is happening
Right down inside my crotch
I woke up the other day
And I found my penis gone
And it's not ok
And it's not alright
That it just wandered off
And I can't
Miss my chance
To go out and find my golden rod
Something is happening
Right down inside my crotch
Something is happening
Right down inside my crotch
And it's got me sitting here
Just singing Slant's lament
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11. |
Bush On A Can
01:36
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Goddamn
I can't understand
Why you have your hand
On my ass
In the back of a van
How do you call yourself a man?
What was the plan?
And where are you puttin my hand?
This feels like my grandma's ass
That's really fucked up man
That's really fucked up man
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12. |
The Weed Man
02:24
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It's four o' clock
And I'm out of weed man
Twenty minutes
To make it happen
Gotta get
Gotta get me a sack man
From the weed man
Please man
I need to get high
Need some weed man
I need to get high
From the weed man
I need some weed man
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13. |
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Grab my pack
Cause it's got my sack
And Colt 45 in the back
I'm listening to Afroman
Just listening to Afroman...
I'm hitting the switches
And clockin' the bitches
Until it's time to leave the studio
With two of you ho's
For sho
Uh huh
Yeah for sho
Puffin the blunts
You can't see into the front
From the back
Where the weed is at
Pass it up
Smokin' it down
I'm just smokin' it down
We're just smokin' it down
Yeah
I'm just smokin' it down
Oh yeah
I grab my pack
Cause it's got my sack
And Colt 45 in the back
Listening to Afroman
Just listening to Afroman
Smokin' it down
Listening to Afroman
Just smokin' it down
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