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Classics Remastered Volume III

by Balls Deep In Your Stepmom

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1.
Brand New Chucks 01:34
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I'll take this opportunity to bust And get the rust out of your seat As you rise to your feet To come and see me And motherfuckin Balls Deep Fill the streets full of poetry Until your mind, and your body and your soul are free And you find the freak Livin' inside of me And you motherfuckin' rape me Ha ha It's time I cut you off at the knees As I break the motherfuckin' sonic boundaries And then be sittin' on our asses just collectin' G's In the background the soundtrack Is fuckin' Balls Deep I'd say tell your peeps But they already heard Cause we been spreading the word Then the word spread itself And now we sittin' top shelf motherfucker We keep the beats drivin' like a hung trucker So come and get some fucker
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Small Fish 02:55
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I am a small fish with small arms A small fish with small arms Don't mean you Any harm Cinnamon sticks Pixie chicks Just a small fish with small arms And a big ol' dick A big ol' dick I am a small fish with small arms A small fish with small arms Don't mean you Any harm Cinnamon sticks Pixie chicks I am a small fish with small arms And a big ol' dick A big ol' dick That you can lick You know you want it So jump on it A small fish with small arms... A small fish with small arms...
3.
The Rug 03:31
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I've got things that make me happy I've got things that make me sad And sometimes these moments meet But sometimes they just pass each other Shaking hands Put on happy Shave on glad Then tell somebody "I can't stand you any longer." Cause in the end I'm empty in The spaces that Were once filled in I need something to tie myself together I need a fucking rug Fucking carpet Fucking something... Cause I'm a fucking mess Fucking carpet Fucking something... Cause I'm a fucking mess And I've got secrets you have told me I've got secrets I've told myself And sometimes that information Just implodes on itself Put on happy Shave on glad Then tell somebody "I can't stand you any longer." Cause in the end I'm empty in The spaces that Were once filled in I need something to tie myself together I need a fucking rug Fucking carpet Fucking something... Cause I'm a fucking mess Fucking carpet Fucking something... I need a fucking rug Cause I'm a fucking mess Fucking carpet Fucking something...
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P'Jammin 02:43
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Now I've worn a coat And I've worn a sweater And I can tell you Which one feels better And I just don't Have time to be cold But I'm just not that into clothes We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin yeah We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin oh We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin yeah Now bring in the drums And we'll have some fun And the night won't stop Til the sun has come But I still don't Have anywhere to go So plug in the cords And lets go We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin yeah We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin yeah Now I don't know What you've been sold In the past But it ain't gonna last no no So just sit down And relax And turn the volume up to the max We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin yeah We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin yeah We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin yeah We're just P'jammin We're just P'jammin oh We're just P'jammin
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Brand New J 02:39
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Just hit that And pass that Then roach it And bag it Cause I've got a brand new J And so ash it Don't pass it Cause we're done with The old shit And I've got a brand new J I'm gonna smoke this to my face Cause I love a brand new J So smoke that Double toke that Keep smokin' Don't keep the roach fat Cause I've got a brand new J But hit it quick Then ship it These lips Need a fix Of the old shit I'm gonna smoke this to my face... Cause I've got a brand new J So flame on Get your game on Smokin' J's big enough To write your name on I've got a brand new J Then finish Oh so dramatic With a big hit Can you handle it I've got a brand new J I love a brand new J I love a brand new J
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I'll Get There Soon Part I 03:31
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If you could be anything that you wanted in life What would you choose? If you could control the outcome of every situation Would you ever lose? If I could I would tell you If I could I'd mean it I'd take you there You'd believe it And in me And in me... If you could be anything that you wanted in life what would you choose Would you fly far away from me and not leave clues To get to you? I swear I would tell you If I could I'd mean it I'd take you there you'd believe it And in me Believe in me Yeah believe in me Cause I'll get there soon Believe in me Cause I'll get there soon Yeah I'll get there soon I'll get there soon Just believe in me Cause I'll get there soon
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Almost Human 03:18
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Yeah Hey I'm almost human Yeah Hey I'm almost human This skin I'm in Is not the way I pictured it And I can't believe the way it feels Like I'm stuck Fucked up And tucked so far into what isn't real I need help from you Yeah Hey I'm almost human Yeah Hey I'm almost human Hey The tricks I've learned From anyone nearby And the secrets that I keep from you I always try To keep inside Until I die alone With no one at my side I need help from you Yeah I need help from you I need help from you I'm almost human I'm almost human Yeah Hey I'm almost human Yeah Hey I'm almost human Yeah Hey I'm almost human Yeah Hey I'm almost human Hey
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H In My Stocking!! 01:30
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Woke up this morning With H in my stocking Breakfast for my body Poison for my mind Woke up this morning I still feel the fiendin' Holes in my veins are like Holes in my timeline You will cry And watch me die And slowly sink away inside Just let me go And I'll come back To you in time Not completely fixed But you'll be proud To say "He's mine." It'll be alright It'll be alright...
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Secrets 02:41
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A caged door in my mind at the time If you break in what will you find Pieces of me I have left far behind Secrets I keep hidden out of the light Secrets I keep hidden out of the light I've been Closed in cause I thought that was best Keep my cards real close to my chest But with you I can see that my future is bright We'll drag these secrets into the light We'll drag these secrets into the light To open up is to see to the soul And when you see it, it makes me whole You didn't run screaming into the night When we talked about the secrets I've kept in my life We'll drag these secrets into the light We'll drag these secrets into the light We'll drag these secrets into the light We'll drag these secrets into the light Into the light Into the light
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Slant Johnson's Wired 04:10
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Slant Johnson's wired And I don't mean that in a good way He's got that look in his eye I think he's gonna eat me And I don't whether or not to suit up Or just let it happen Slant Johnson's wired And I don't mean that in a good way He makes trouble into pies And he eats them on Sundays I just think that it's wrong That he shares them with his church group Slant Johnson's wired And I don't mean that in a good way He puts his penis in your mom Every time you're on holiday But if I were you I'd wonder why They use your bed Slant Johnson's wired And I don't mean that in a good way He's the guy that leaves a front bowl stain Every time he has a shitty day Still, the bastard doesn't flush Slant Johnson's wired And I don't mean that in a good way He actually looks forward to prison And the meat that would come his way You know I still can't believe how pink he keeps his anus? Slant Johnson's wired And I don't mean that in a good way He has hand puppets for special occasions And all of them are gay And I'll never get over What a homo He really is Slant Johnson's wired And I don't mean that in a good way He uses unicorns for masterbation Under rainbows for children On sunny days Well Any day he can No, really Slant Johnson's wired And I don't mean that in a good way He finger-banged your stepmom When he was in the eighth grade And he wanted us To write this song To tell you about it Fuckin' creep.
11.
The Great S.K. 02:38
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I've got this feeling that I'm gonna be looked over I got this feeling from you And I got this feeling that you're gonna get worked over But that it's ok with you Cause this is just what you do And sometimes You get caught When the grift Goes adrift And gets tricky But you don't Or you won't Stop the lies Just because You feel something I got this feeling all our memories are over I got this feeling from you And I got this feeling that you want it to be over And that it's ok with you Cause this is just what you do And sometime You might hope That you won't Need to be alone To be happy But you don't Or you won't Take back your life Just because You feel something
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I'll Get There Soon Part II 03:11
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You can be anything that you want in this life Just believe in me You can be anything that you want in this life Cause I'll get there soon Yeah I'll get there soon I'll get there soon I'll get there soon Believe in me Just believe in me Yeah I'll get there soon Just believe in me I will get there soon Cause I'll get there soon You can be anything that you want in this life Yeah I'll get there soon You can be anything that you want in this life Just believe in me You can be anything that you want in this life Yeah I'll get there soon You can be anything that you want in this life Just believe in me Cause I'll get there soon I'll get there soon Cause I'll get there soon Cause I'll get there soon I'll get there soon Cause I'll get there soon I'll get there soon I'll get there soon I'll get there soon
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End Credits 02:56
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What up This is Slant Johnson and Lou Sanis Just gotta give a little props where props are due To DJ Mike, and the prolapsed colon crew Some people were instrumental in making this album happen Like, Ill Ron Izzum III He was important He did some shit You might not have heard it on the album But he's there This one's for you Yo yo What up Big E in the BC From the west side We got G out We got G out in the poco Being loco Oh no Omar Don't think we'd forget about you Nah, you gave us plenty of hugs during this session And we won't forget that No, not once And by hugs He means Omar would bring us fat piles of drugs all day That we would do In our noses Thank you Omar My nasal cavity thanks you Awww shit Moms Awww, we can't forget moms can we Can we Slant No we can't Of course you gotta shout moms right after we shout drugs That's right Moms are always there for us First You know they started the whole thing We wouldn't have got to drugs If it weren't for moms So thanks Yo yo This is the SD and the Lou Sane saying what....

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released January 3, 2011

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