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Slant Johnson's wired
And I don't mean that in a good way
He's got that look in his eye
I think he's gonna eat me
And I don't whether or not to suit up
Or just let it happen

Slant Johnson's wired
And I don't mean that in a good way
He makes trouble into pies
And he eats them on Sundays
I just think that it's wrong
That he shares them with his church group

Slant Johnson's wired
And I don't mean that in a good way
He puts his penis in your mom
Every time you're on holiday
But if I were you I'd wonder why
They use your bed

Slant Johnson's wired
And I don't mean that in a good way
He's the guy that leaves a front bowl stain
Every time he has a shitty day
Still, the bastard doesn't flush

Slant Johnson's wired
And I don't mean that in a good way
He actually looks forward to prison
And the meat that would come his way
You know I still can't believe how pink he keeps his anus?

Slant Johnson's wired
And I don't mean that in a good way
He has hand puppets for special occasions
And all of them are gay
And I'll never get over
What a homo
He really is

Slant Johnson's wired
And I don't mean that in a good way
He uses unicorns for masterbation
Under rainbows for children
On sunny days
Well
Any day he can
No, really

Slant Johnson's wired
And I don't mean that in a good way
He finger-banged your stepmom
When he was in the eighth grade
And he wanted us
To write this song
To tell you about it
Fuckin' creep.

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from Classics Remastered Volume III, released January 3, 2011

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A couple of hacks with great intentions fail spectacularly throughout the years. Enjoy.

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