Slant's Lament

from Classics Remasted Volume II by Balls Deep In Your Stepmom

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Something is happening
Right down inside my crotch
I woke up the other day
And I had a twelve inch cock
And normally that'd be alright
As I'm sure you'd think
But I can't
Fit my pants
And that's inconvienent to say the least

Something is happening
Right down inside my crotch
I woke up the other day
Covered in a creamy sauce
And normally that'd be alright
The dog'll lick it off
But I can't
Wash my hands
In this public washroom stall

Something is happening
Right down inside my crotch
I woke up the other day
And I found my penis gone
And it's not ok
And it's not alright
That it just wandered off
And I can't
Miss my chance
To go out and find my golden rod

Something is happening
Right down inside my crotch
Something is happening
Right down inside my crotch
And it's got me sitting here
Just singing Slant's lament

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from Classics Remasted Volume II, released January 2, 2011

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